the united states of shame

I must say that out of all of the possible things my states could be known for, when compared to the others, I'm kind of okay with pollution (that's obvious) and teacher salary (doesn't affect our household income and we have a great school system here... just makes me realize that I need to buy my future kids teacher's gifts throughout the year to show my appreciation).

My best friend is from Ohio, so I can't wait to rub in her face that Ohio is the nerdiest state! Hear that SistaFriend... I know you're reading my blog -- your state is nerdy!

Binge drinking in Wisconsin totally makes sense to me -- Everyone I know who lives in Wisconsin can drink me under the table x 20!

Gonorrhea in Louisiana totally makes sense too. I mean, think about all of the people on Bourbin Street who go home with strangers after a drunkin' night out. Ew, so gross! Oh, and LSU -- those kids party like there's no tomorrow!

Most porn usage in Utah makes me laugh... really hard......!!

Mississippi and Alabama have the most obesity and strokes, which can go hand in hand. Doesn't suprise... think how heavy deep south cookin' is.

Beastiality in Washington state. I mean, I guess there's a lot of wild life there... Bleck!

Worst driver is Massachusetts. Have you ever driven in Mass? If so, you'd totally agree! Massachusetts definitely takes the cake for horrible, rude, aggressive, mean drivers.

North Dakota has the ugliest residents. That too, makes me laugh really hard for some reason.

I wonder why Connecticut has the most cases of breast cancer???

And suicide in Alaska. I must admit, I'd be tempted to end my life if I never saw the sun part of the year and in the warmest month of the year, July's average temp is 45 degrees!

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